Found this from a link on Erin's facebook. Really liked it.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.
27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance
well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
Monday, November 9, 2009
DINNER AND TURKEYS
Going to put a ham in the oven for dinner and making potato salad. We have been craving ham, couldn't wait until Christmas. Thinking about making pumpkin bars also.
Sold 2 of our female turkeys. Instead of eating them they are going to use them to breed. We are thinning out the turkeys and chickens for the winter. We have too many roosters so will barbcue a couple this week. By the end of this month we should only have 2 or 3 roosters a bunch of hens, we are keeping 2 male and 2 female turkeys to breed so that we aren't buying chicks every year, plus then we won't have to hand raise them either.
Miss John and Bella so much. Big chunks of my day are so empty.
Sold 2 of our female turkeys. Instead of eating them they are going to use them to breed. We are thinning out the turkeys and chickens for the winter. We have too many roosters so will barbcue a couple this week. By the end of this month we should only have 2 or 3 roosters a bunch of hens, we are keeping 2 male and 2 female turkeys to breed so that we aren't buying chicks every year, plus then we won't have to hand raise them either.
Miss John and Bella so much. Big chunks of my day are so empty.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
LOOK AT HER GO
Our baby girl is toddling everywhere. I think she looks even more adorable when her mommy curls her hair.
At 9am just sat for about 10mins looking at 2 really big deer just a stones throw away from our back door. Was able to quietly go out on the back deck and sit and watch for a bit. I love living with nature. Some nights the owls hoot so loudly that it sounds like they are sitting right outside my window. When the deer finally heard us they bounded back into our woods, their white tails flashing. Beautiful.
Clay canned another of our turkeys and also an extra one for a turkey dinner. I couldn't do it but it is nice eating meat that we raised ourselves. No additives and humane living for them.
I tried a new recipe yesterday. Using the apples that we had gotten out of Angela's backyard. It was an apple cinnamon bread. Probably won't use that particular recipe again, a little on the dry side. It is so nice to have jars of apples sitting on the shelf waiting to be used for new recipes.
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